ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

1 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from chauvinistsushi with 297 812 notas / fucking text posts 

(Fuente: papajohnshitfacedlmao)

1 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from thespacegoat with 67 283 notas / it's always sunny 

chlorifica:

My First Year as a Woman, by Against Me!’s Laura Jane Grace

31 Ago 2014 / Reblogged from chauvinistsushi with 32 944 notas

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31 Ago 2014 / Reblogged from chauvinistsushi with 1 156 notas / gpoy 

I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)

(Fuente: chrisprattings)

31 Ago 2014 / Reblogged from pollyjeanharveys with 79 340 notas

lavandula:

j.w. anderson spring.summer 15, collaboration with textile artist john allen

lavandula:

j.w. anderson spring.summer 15, collaboration with textile artist john allen

31 Ago 2014 / Reblogged from fiebre with 6 575 notas

"ugh why do i have this belly right now???" i say. "i’m drinking a whole fruit smoothie!" 

  • leaves a night of binge drinking early to go eat two trancapechos 
  • eats two bowls of pasta like, every day
  • puts condensed milk in every cup of coffee
  • refuses to go running 
  • parasites