why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
My First Year as a Woman, by Against Me!’s Laura Jane Grace
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
j.w. anderson spring.summer 15, collaboration with textile artist john allen
"ugh why do i have this belly right now???" i say. "i’m drinking a whole fruit smoothie!"